MAN FLU!

[Bonzo]

I have taken to my bed with the terrible Man Flu. I am being nursed by my 3 legged ginger tom William. He puts his head on the pillow beside mine, pushes his one front paw under my neck and tickles my face with his whiskers. Quite the reverse of my pitiless wife, who though has just relented and brought me some chicken soup with cretins, but has put it out of my reach! Zelda is calling me to take her for a drive, but as you know,with man flu you can just about make it to the loo (the gozeunder is brimming!) so that pleasure will be denied me until I recover in a week or two's time. I don't know, all the fuss women make about childbirth, it's just a good job they cannot be afflicted by Man Flu, the medically recognized condition yet to be given a proper name!

Bonzo.

[Davejue1]

You poor poor man!! Last time I had man flu I lay on the sofa for a week and completely destroyed it by sweating that much it was sodden wet throu! The wife was not assumed and I had to pay for it to be cleaned. Didn't have the withdrawal symtons from my zed tho cos I didn't have it then tho it must make your illness twice as bad!!!
Get well soon!!

Cheers
Dave

[gookah]

The latest bout I had was touch and go, I requested the Last Rights but somehow pulled through. The Doctor's were amazed, my wife however said I just had a cold!

[billz]

Last time i had it, the wife told me if i am off work then i can get the house cleaned to save her the job when she got home. If i remember right i had to clean the house while she rested in hospital with all mod cons just because she was a woman that brought a baby into the world. I dont know what the world is coming too us men have it really hard now a days

[maurice the martian]

Cant remember the last time I had it hard:roll:
M

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[PCSAM]

your all wimps ...... its the Scottish heather flu you must be wary of . it can be fatal to the Scots so visitors are warned if they die......... its their problem ............
wimps

[Bonzo]

Cant remember the last time I had it hard:roll:
M

Oh you poor man. Viagra is available on the N.H.S. you know!

[billz]

Mozz needs more than V iagra

[maurice the martian]

:P:P:D

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[Vic-Z3]

It's the PMFT (Post Man Flu Tension) after the symptoms have all but gone that are the worst,
my mood swings all over the shop. Just don't know where my head is.
Women they don't know how good they got it man ..........

[billz]

Thought that last bit should of said "Women never know where their head is"

[freds dad]

Man Flu - The worst thing know to man. If your misses is giving you grief show her this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk5wScFGCjk

[Bonzo]

Thought that last bit should of said "Women never know where their head is"

Unless they're giving it of course.

[Vic-Z3]

The tone has been lowered ....................

[Bonzo]

Oh no! Sorry to all I have offended!

If it's any consolation, I'm still suffering. My head feels like the smiley

Bonzo.

[Bonzo]

My throat is really sore and I'm bunged up. Someone suggested I suck a fisherman's friend.

Perhaps It's not that bad though.

[Bonzo]

Had a Night Nurse before going to sleep yesterday evening. Feeling much better now.

[PCSAM]

Had a Night Nurse before going to sleep yesterday evening. Feeling much better now.

that was the cure for all ills, when I was in the army ...... 3 pints and a bottle of night nurse it worked most of the time

[Bonzo]

I didn't take the liquid version. I just sucked a Night Nurse instead.

[goe555]

My missus has no sympathy for man flu, she insists the term came from the name of a chinese restaurant. She ignored my agony and i ended up in the Hammersmith hospital. While in there i tried sucking a night nurse and got a slapped face followed by a warning from the Police. Haha oh the agony.