Sex of your car
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Sex of your car
Here's the new relationship in my life ,haven't decided the sex of it yet !how do you decide the sex of your cars?
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Mines female
Gazza
"Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car, oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall and torque is how far you take the wall with you"
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"Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car, oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall and torque is how far you take the wall with you"
Z3 S54 M roadster , BMW Z1, BMW M3 CSL, Z4M Coupe
- Southernboy
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It's really elementary...the time will come when you're doing some maintenance and you're in a really awkward position, very little space to get the leverage you need etc etc...the spanner / screwdriver whatever will slip, you'll skin your knuckles, bump your elbow, head etc etc and you'll utter the expletive..."B***H!".....
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My usual explitive is person born of unmarried parents .so still undecided, but keep bouncing the ideas because its more than an inanimate object and deserves not to be emasculatedSouthernboy wrote:It's really elementary...the time will come when you're doing some maintenance and you're in a really awkward position, very little space to get the leverage you need etc etc...the spanner / screwdriver whatever will slip, you'll skin your knuckles, bump your elbow, head etc etc and you'll utter the expletive..."B***H!".....
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...then don't sex it...just call it by some endearment..."beast" or some such...
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All of my cars have been female. Anything I ride every day has to be female. Some have been more feminine than others, some not terribly ladylike. others utterly elegant and beatiful, like my last car
But ALL have been female.
But ALL have been female.
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miller1098 wrote:Here's the new relationship in my life ,haven't decided the sex of it yet !how do you decide the sex of your cars?
I Love that first picture. It looks like you got to near the end of the lane and pulled a handbreak turn to park it
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I had to check to see if you had stolen my car.
I have never had that relationship to cars until I bought my first zed. When I chashed her and we limped home I patted her on the dash and said "so, so Bettan, you'll live through this..." (Bettan is short for Elisabeth in Sweden). Both the name and the sex came automatically. She did not survive though. The next a 2.8 was also a lady though more like a Wagnerian valkyria so her name was Brynhilde. Now I have an estoril MR and its definitely female though she has no name yet. But hell she's got attitude!
I have never had that relationship to cars until I bought my first zed. When I chashed her and we limped home I patted her on the dash and said "so, so Bettan, you'll live through this..." (Bettan is short for Elisabeth in Sweden). Both the name and the sex came automatically. She did not survive though. The next a 2.8 was also a lady though more like a Wagnerian valkyria so her name was Brynhilde. Now I have an estoril MR and its definitely female though she has no name yet. But hell she's got attitude!
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mine must be a sexy woman ...........drains me of all my cash
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How do you sex your car? That's easy...
Just lift up its skirt and have a look!!!
Just lift up its skirt and have a look!!!
///M Roadster - Evolve Stage 3
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Make sure it's not tartan – unless that's what you like.
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With such a pretty face, curvaceous lines, long body, voluptuous hips and tidy rear to say nothing of that deep throaty voice, the Zed is just an inanimate object
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straight sex, no six
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Nah mine are red blooded males with exhausts to prove it ! Vroooooooooooooom
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They say a persons car reflects its owner..Badman gee wrote:yep, i agreeTitanTim wrote:Mines a Ladyboy
Tim.
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shhhhh you better edit that quick before the whole forum sees itZ3cade wrote:They say a persons car reflects its owner..Badman gee wrote:yep, i agreeTitanTim wrote:Mines a Ladyboy
Tim.
Tim.
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mines a bitch.......!
it keeps trying to kill me.......like the rest of the women in my life,,,,,,
it keeps trying to kill me.......like the rest of the women in my life,,,,,,
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Good thread. Good to know that you are not the only slightly unhinged loony out there
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If anything...mines an "it"...because "it" demands my attention, money and "it" gives me pleasure, pain and frustration. So "it" plays a fairly large part in my life, but most of all "it's" my escape with the roof down and my foot down under the big blue sunny skies down here in SA.
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I've been enough times in SA to be a bit jealous. There is more than one road and mountain pass I'd like to experience top down!
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....yes the Cape Town area, the Eastern Cape, the North Eastern areas around Lydenburg, and ofcourse..."Oh **** " corner...where you can do 160 around the bends, and on the last bend, which is a blind one, you are suddenly faced with the "T" junction about 75 meters in front of you....
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I'm in the fortunate position that at the moment we have 2 yes 2 Z3 on our drive,in trying to solve the debate about the sex of the cars i drove the 2 back to back.The 2.8 is definitely female or a very convincing ladyboy im not complaining either way!However i'm still undecided on the sex of the M.do the words sex and M go together? because i dont feel sexy in it but since my prostate op i dont quite think with the same levels of testosterone as i used to ,i still have quite a lot of it in my right foot though
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I find the M quite masculine if I'm honest.. A real bruiser
///M Roadster - Evolve Stage 3
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The 2.8 is a he, and i inherited the 1.9 as a she, so one of each very happy.
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EVERY day? You must still be in your prime then! Can just about remember being an 'every day' manEastsix wrote:Anything I ride every day has to be female
Sounds like the clientele of some of the clubs I used to frequent when I was still an 'every day' manEastsix wrote:Some have been more feminine than others, some not terribly ladylike.....
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Been out with a few pigs in my timetom_sk wrote:EVERY day? You must still be in your prime then! Can just about remember being an 'every day' manEastsix wrote:Anything I ride every day has to be female
Sounds like the clientele of some of the clubs I used to frequent when I was still an 'every day' manEastsix wrote:Some have been more feminine than others, some not terribly ladylike.....
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I quickly looked and thought it said "sex in your car", now that would be a feat in a Z, or possibly a whole new thread
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Ah - I misread it - I thought it said, 'sex IN your car' - I was about to spill the beans (so to speak)
John Walker
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not on the leather please
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Thanks for that but im afraid it might need a little more explanation. took my better half out to the car"wife" even though its cold got her top off....the car, still cant work out how the hoops work?swamper wrote:its what the hoops are for..!
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My wife has taken up yoga and ive put my back out,i think you have tell , for the sake of the overstreched NHS they could have a rush of Z related injurys!swamper wrote:if you cant work it out ..im not telling
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miller..if your wife has taken up yoga then your sorted....you dont need the zed
mines taken up somthing........ignoring me !
mines taken up somthing........ignoring me !
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mines taken up somthing........ignoring me !
Your so lucky how do you do it ?roll hoops and a silent wife!some people get all the luck
Your so lucky how do you do it ?roll hoops and a silent wife!some people get all the luck
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I think Swamper is suggesting a creature with a opposable large toe on it's feet......