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Giles?!
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Maybe I spoke too soon.

Steve's just called me to say the bloody engine has overheated and the RAC are on their way.

THIS SUCKS!

I don't think he has taken any, young Giles. But take it from me, it looks as good as new!

Vroom, and indeed Vroom.

Thanks everyone!

whiteminks wrote:Great news

Have you got the matching pheonix yellow six-inchers to match Sarah?

Lol, not yet! Gosh wouldn't they look hideous?!

The Navigator wrote:Great news that you're up and running again

Hope you'll be able to make the next Drive and Dine scheduled for 10 July.

It's in the diary!

Well folks ... The Phoenix was stolen at the beginning of January and after a lot of: "It's at such and such garage being repaired ... No it really is at such and such garage being repaired ... Sorry Sir, Direct Line gave us an incorrect phone number for you so I had to find you using Google on...

and here's to the pucking fricks who stole her getting a "crap, i dropped the soap!" situation in prison. :devil: Sadly, they were never sent down. "Not enough evidence to put them away". I just wish they knew how long Steve's had to wait to get the car repaired. It's now May an...

I can't WAIT til it comes back! I am going to throw you a Phoenix party, Steve.

The man at the repair centre had a very nice suit on and fabulous shoes, so I am confident the car is in good hands and has been taken care of in the best possible way.

ARRRRGH!

This is totally 5 minutes away from Steve's house. But the Phoenix is still in car hospital.

spokey wrote:

HIGHLY OVERATED!

Have you stalled it yet, Giles?

Phoenix Nights wrote:Me too. Incredible car.

Would you like to buy me this as an early birthday present?



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I don't think The Phoenix will be fixed in time for this ..

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These thugs are probably jealous of your car. They could never afford something like that.

They need to be strung up.

Team AssWhoop to the rescue!

It was just really heartbreaking to look inside and see what the thugs had done to it. There was mud all over the place and they'd ripped bits off and discarded them and had a go at removing all sorts in there. I wish I could get my hands on them and give them what for.

even in my many..many years of drivin (3) i have only ever seen one zed broken down and i did stop sadly i cudn help the golden oldy had only gone and snapped his key in the ignition! :dunce: whoops but this is back wen i had a chav tastic sax :oops: so didn really have much to talk about! :| maybe...

Deffo! It looked a lot of fun!
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Phoenix Nights wrote:Random comment, but I really want a ride in that VX220. Wicked little car!

I'll give you a ride in my V.

Robert T wrote:

I don't know why, but this picture just made me howl with laughter!

Silk Cut Cigarettes?!

If you wanted to inhale fresh hair you could just go outside.

He has a tarantula!

I reckon if the spider lived in the kitchen, rather than upstairs, the lowlives would have been so scared they would have left again without stealing a thing!

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I'm convinced they should be, Blindfolded then beaten to a bloody pulp after that they should be dragged naked behind the car they stole and whipped until they bleed. After that they should be birched and to finish off, a good public hanging would bring out the crowds. Could sell tickets to cover t...